25 Funny Doormats You'll Actually Want to Show Off
It's all about making a fun first impression. (Or just making people go away!)
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Sure, you could just put a plain, practical doormat outside your front door and leave it at that. But wouldn't that be so, so boring? I mean, if you have to put something out for you and your guests to wipe their shoes on before they enter your home, why not have some fun with it? After all, the entrance to your home is going to be everyone's first impression—make it one that makes them smile, and your guests will be in a good mood before they even ring your doorbell.
There's a world of puns and charming, snarky messages out there just waiting to perk up the space on your front step (or scare unwanted guests away). Check out these clever picks below.
Hey, you're just being honest.
Rupaul's Drag Race fans know the drill.
NinetoWineDesign Hope You Told Us Doormat
No more unexpected visitors.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You know how the rest of the rhyme goes.
In case you want to give your secret away.
This will totally deter burglars, right?
Hello, MTV, and welcome to my crib.
Compliment your guests before they even walk in the door.
So you can greet guests and bid them farewell.
It's good to let people know what to expect, before they cross your threshold (and remind yourself you're off the clock!).
For friendliness in both directions.
Seems welcoming, but it's all a matter of perspective—read upside down, it reads "go away."
foxandcloverboutique No Scrubs Doormat
No, I don't want your number...
A little cuteness that goes both ways.
For all you kitschy music buffs out there.
No need to answer the door ever again.
How about both, though?
Channel your inner Joey Tribbiani.
Reed Wilson Design Welcome to the Jungle Doormat
Reed Wilson Design Welcome to the Jungle Doormat
We've got fun and games.
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